One minute you're scrolling through Facebook, the next you're looking at leaked nude photos of Liza Minnelli.
What do you want to know about Liza Minnelli? The biggest den of iniquity is the Kit Kat Klub, where boys and girls cavort in fishnet stockings, the roguish Emcee sports track marks on his arms, and the star attraction is a third-rate English entertainer named Sally Bowles.
You can find out if she has ever been naked or not! Those lucky enough to be seated at one of the small, lamp-lit tables are teleported to 1929 Berlin, when the city is losing itself in dissolute pleasures just as the Nazis are rising to power.
You've come to the right place! I did my own make-up — it took about 40 minutes to do Eating their words, 1979: This is the first line-up of Adam And The Ants.